GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Uncharted Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But do we know its origins? This juicy concoction, made from unknown fruits and unfamiliar plants, has taken the world by storm. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this mystifying juice. Many believe it grants superh